Monthly Archives: April 2012

How To Throw A Party

In this Bon Vivant article, I will take you through an easy step-by-step guide to throwing a party without ever forgetting that you’re a huge loser and no one will come anyway so what’s the point?

Read it here!


Open Letter To Samantha Brick

(Response to this article by Samantha Brick in The Daily Mail, 03 April 2012, in which Brick claims that “women hate beautiful women”.)

Hello, Samantha! 🙂

I’m gonna massively mess with your mind right now: I’m not gonna tell you what I look like. I’m not gonna say what my ethnicity is, my hair or eye colour, my height, weight, shoe size: Nothing. I’m also not going to give my opinion of your looks. All we need to know about each other is that we are both women, and one of us wrote an article that made me want to peel all my skin off (Hint: That was you). Continue reading