Guys, I stepped away from Twitter for a second so I totally forgot: Racism is... BAD, right? I need you to remind me or I forget. THANK YOU! 2 hours ago
Overheard in the office: "She's Asian. Some Asians are very pretty." So now you all know that, too! Sharin' the knowledge. Ya welcs. 1 week ago
My tights are too small so I'm gonna spend Mother's Day pulling at my crotch AGAIN. Dammit. 1 week ago
Wish I could figure out how to make a transparent image of a flapping American flag scroll across my face at all times, for dramatic effect. 2 weeks ago