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- Me at 15: "I wonder what I'd say if I didn't care what anyone else thought." Me at 30: "It's queef jokes, mainly. And butts. It's not bad." 5 days ago
- Someone: "Will you marry me?" Me: "YES! Friends forever!" Someone: "Will you join our loyalty club?" Me: "Fuck that's a lot of commitment." 5 days ago
- Me: "Let's catch up soon!" Them: "Oh yeah sure that ssssssssssssssssss" (casually setting themselves on fire) Me: "Ok. :(" 5 days ago
- Yeah ok eugenics is "wrong" and everything but seriously have you ever heard someone pronounce it "somethink"? 5 days ago
- If you ever meet someone who says they believe in a god, microwave some mayonnaise and make them smell it and then go, "WHAT ABOUT NOW???" 5 days ago