It’s been three episodes now (well, two episodes and a pilot) and I’m starting to see some patterns emerge in the Unverifed podcast. Any time I notice anything, I try to use it as an excuse to drink. Therefore, I present to you The Unverified Podcast Drinking Game! Tee Em me, because I writed it.

Take a swig (what, we aren’t in high school anymore) when:

• Bridget makes a poop joke. (Because we’re not in high school but poop is always funny.)

• Someone says the word “comedy”.

• Someone recommends a podcast/movie/tv show/comedian.

• Bridget and Ben agree.

• Someone makes a masturbation joke.

• Bridget has never heard of the thing Ben is reviewing/referencing.

• Bridget makes a pee joke.

• The Simpsons are quoted.

• A place in Melbourne is mentioned and you don’t get it because you’re not from Melbourne.

• A place in Melbourne is mentioned and you DO get it and you’re like, “Haw I know where that is!”

• Ben comes across as much smarter than Bridget.

• Ben mentions that he’s been to a comedy show in the past week.

• Bridget mentions Batman.

Take two swigs when:

• Ben labels a joke someone just made. (Eg: “Call-back!”)

• Bridget mentions her sister, husband, or dog.

• More than five podcasts/movies/tv shows etc are recommended in one episode.

• Bridget and Ben disagree.

• There is a sketch.

• Bridget mentions that she’s been to a comedy show in the past week.

• Bridget does a weird voice. (Canadian accent doesn’t count.)

• Some kind of vagina/penis monster or deformity is mentioned.

• Something from the BBC or Adult Swim is recommended.

• Ben or Bridget admit to a weird sexual attraction to someone or something.

• Ben and Bridget use in-YOUR-endo on each other.

Slam your whole dang drink if:

• Bridget’s vagina bats are mentioned. (It happens, but you’ll need a drink afterwards.)

• Bridget HAS heard of the podcast/movie/tv show/thing that Ben is reviewing.

• Ben HASN’T heard of the podcast/movie/tv show/thing that Bridget is reviewing.

• They spend the whole podcast talking about what Jeff Bridges would have been like to go to school with.

• You’ve imagined what Bridget and Ben look like in real life, and are shattered by the reality:
  

  Ben

  

  Bridget